My favorite Groucho’s quotes:
- Those are my principles, and if you don’t like them… well, I have others.
- I find television very educating. Every time somebody turns on the set, I go into the other room and read a book.
- From the moment I picked your book up until I laid it down I was convulsed with laughter. Someday I intend reading it.
- I intend to live forever, or die trying.